passion:

how to have a flat stomach

1. remove all of your organs

fartgallery:

I SPENT 6 HOURS MAKING THIS BALLOON PIT AND IT DOESNT EVEN WORK

me trying to flirt more like

lindsaychrist:

omg

gothlolita:

reason s to date me

• i have at least ten money saved up in the  bank, can buy chicken nugget
• i am very popular in nintendogs
• i have a cat and its okay if you ignore me just to play wit h the cat because i will probably do that too
• macaroni and cheese
•      i 

ursorum:

im trying not to judge books by their covers 

but

theuppitynegras:

riseofthecommonwoodpile:

remember how punk culture was supposed to be anti-elitist and then it morphed into this cesspool of elitist shits trying to decide who/what is and isn’t punk

that’s some irony you can drizzle on a cake and eat that’s how rich it is

mutisija:

i think that at some point something went really wrong in my life because i find this attractive

christinaposabule:

hey wanna hear a joke

well too bad someone on tumblr might take it seriously 

heyfunniest:

pizzaforpresident:

this is literally my favorite post of all time look at her face in the second picture she’s like “oh no one more just wait” and then she gets one more and she keeps running like the fourth picture look at her stride and her face she’s so happy to exist and touch butts and oh man. you go girl, follow your dreams

/adds to bucketlist

ganjfl:

this fucking vietnamese resturaunt has been calling me a bitch nigga for like way too long.